rihanna seems like the kinda girl you go partying with and then wake up missing a kidney and in a foreign country with no passport
i was bullied in high school for being very beautiful and popular
So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
when u stretch in tha morning
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
is that pronounced like lasagna